Good Laugh for the Day

From: Joni Boon <jboon@commercial-works.com>

 

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?' 'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today.' 'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. 'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope with a smile. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kph. (Remember, the Pope is German.)

'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. 'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!' moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. 'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph. 'So bust him,' says the Chief. 'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop. The Chief exclaimed,' All the more reason!' No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor?' Cop: 'Bigger.'  Chief: 'A senator?'  Cop: 'Bigger.'  Chief: 'The Prime Minister?'  Cop: 'Bigger.'  'Well,' said the Chief, 'who is it?'  Cop: 'I think it's God!'  The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, 'What makes you think it's God?'  Cop: "His chauffeur is the Pope!"

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Help Wanted

Hi there, Phos friends!

Help is wanted on Sunday mornings, once a month, to serve with the elementary-aged kids. You arrive at 9:30 one Sunday a month to play and learn with the kids. You can either teach or assist. Would you like to serve? If so, please email me at laura@phoschurch.com and I can give you all the details! We would love to have you join our team!

Thank you!
Laura

Phos Church
502-408-4731
laura@phoschurch.com
www.phoschurch.com

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Teen Worship & Swimming This Sunday

Hi there, friends!

Come this Sunday from 6 - 8 PM to the Monnin's house (4208 Winding Creek Road, 40014) for singing and a devotional around the bonfire followed by swimming in the Monnin's pool! Bring your Bible, a lawn chair, a towel and a friend. Come hungry for supper and s'mores and remember to wear your swimsuit!

See you Sunday!

Laura

Phos Church
502-408-4731
laura@phoschurch.com
www.phoschurch.com

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Kids Singing This Sunday


From:
Laura Cochran <laura@ph-church.org>
Date: June 29, 2011 11:46:54 PM EDT
Subject: Kids Singing This Sunday

Hi there, kids!

Last week, lots of you learned a few new songs in Charleston that I hope you are still remembering and singing at home because we get to share them this coming Sunday during Family Worship!  (Even if you didn't go to Charleston, please work on learning the songs with your family through the week, because we would love for you to join our kid choir this week!)

Meet this Sunday from 10 - 10:15 AM in the elementary kids room if you'd like to sing in the service for a quick practice.  Then, your parents can pick you up and you all can find a seat in the service before you are invited on stage to sing with all the kids!

To work on the songs in advance, visit the following sites on youtube.com or download the files to help you learn!

Trust In The Lord (song attached... lyrics found in Proverbs 3:5-6)

See you Sunday!
Laura Cochran

Phos Church
502-408-4731

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Kids Singing This Sunday

Hi there, kids!

Last week, lots of you learned a few new songs in Charleston that I hope you are still remembering and singing at home because we get to share them this coming Sunday during Family Worship!  (Even if you didn't go to Charleston, please work on learning the songs with your family through the week, because we would love for you to join our kid choir this week!)

Meet this Sunday from 10 - 10:15 AM in the elementary kids room if you'd like to sing in the service for a quick practice.  Then, your parents can pick you up and you all can find a seat in the service before you are invited on stage to sing with all the kids!

To work on the songs in advance, visit the following sites on youtube.com or download the files to help you learn!

Trust In The Lord (song attached... lyrics found in Proverbs 3:5-6)

See you Sunday!
Laura Cochran

Phos Church
502-408-4731

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Big Al and Mick Fixed the Office Door Today!

4200 is getting upgraded by Big Al and Mick!

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Big Al Putting In New Windows at 4200

Thanks Big Al! Its looking a lot better already!

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Teens Highlighted in the Charleston Water System Newsletter

Hi, friends!

Robbie Mueller just sent this to me and I wanted to share it with you... scroll down to about page 4... our group of Phos teens were highlighted and photographed on the tour of the Charleston Water System last week! Also, teens who were there: The samples from our water testing in the petri dishes are photographed, too, if you were wondering how those turned out!

Thanks!
Laura

Phos Church
502-408-4731
laura@phoschurch.com
www.phoschurch.com

Click here to download:
Water_Weekly(6_27_2011).pdf (2.78 MB)
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Teen Details For TONIGHT

Hi there!

I am so sorry to just now post these details about the location for the teen gatherings tonight, but here it is!

Middle Schoolers - Meet at the Crestwood Sonic from 6 - 8 for dinner and ice cream.

High Schoolers - Meet at the Summit Qdoba from 6 - 8 for dinner and a trip to 32 Degrees for ice cream.

Bring money... and we will see you soon!

Laura Cochran

Phos Church
502-408-4731
laura@phoschurch.com
www.phoschurch.com

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ABC interview

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Mary Ruth Jaggers
Date: Friday, June 24, 2011
Subject: ABC interview
To: Jeff Fuson


http://wciv.videodownload.worldnow.com/WCIV_20110624090729823AC.mp4


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